The Color Purple looks better on my iPad than in a theater.

Hollywood and some of the biggest theater chains have invested millions of dollars to lure people back to theaters.

Based on a focus group of 3 (me and my grandparents), they’re wasting their money.

Two weeks ago we went to see The Color Purple. Although the theater advertises “the best movie viewing experience available” it wasn’t.

Not sure why the picture and sound quality were so bad in a “brand-new, state-of-the-art” Showcase Cinema de Lux theater. But I do know one thing.

We’ll never go back to THAT theater again.

A Campaign For Research On Animals

New York Times article by Richard W. Stevenson reprinted with permission

David Wojdyla (JSYK THAT’S MY BOSS!) was flipping through a newspaper last year when he came across a Reader’s Digest advertisement reprinting an article about the use of animals in medical research. After years of hearing from animal-rights activists about the abuses suffered by laboratory animals in the name of science, Mr. Wojdyla was struck by information in the article about how essential animal experiments are to medical advances.

The article led him to call Frankie Trull, president of the Foundation for Biomedical Research, a nonprofit foundation based in Washington. The foundation was set up several years ago to provide a view counter to that of animal-rights groups that have become increasingly active in protesting what they contend is cruel treatment of laboratory animals.

Mr. Wojdyla, an art director at Bozell, Jacobs, Kenyon & Eckhardt in New York, offered to help the foundation publicize what it sees as the other side of the story. The result is a new advertising campaign, created at no charge that intends to show the medical advances made through experiments that researchers say can only be done on animals.

The agency created three print ads for the foundation, and they are sure to be controversial. The first shows a picture of animal-rights protesters behind police barricades carrying signs condemning the use of animals in research. The headline reads: “Thanks to animal research, they’ll be able to protest 20.8 years longer.” The ad goes on to say that research involving animals has helped increase life expectancies greatly during this century.

The second ad shows a little girl in bed with a teddy bear and a stuffed kitten doll. “It’s the animals you don’t see that really helped her recover,” the headline says. The rest of the ad says that research using animals helped doctors learn to remove malignant brain tumors like the one the girl had. “We lost some lab animals, but look what we saved,” the ad concludes.

The last ad says, “If we stop animal research, who will stop the real killers?” It shows views, as if through a microscope, of cancer cells, diseased heart tissue and the AIDS virus.

Told about the ads yesterday, Alexander F. Pacheco, the chairman of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, one of the largest animal-rights groups, said the foundation was now showing its true colors.

“They’ve always accused the humane community of being emotional and irrational,” Mr. Pacheco said. “They’ve always had difficulty defending their positions based on facts, and instead they’re now using emotional appeals.’”

But Ms. Trull, Mr. Wojdyla and his colleagues at Bozell Jacobs who created the ads said they were simply presenting more information about an issue in which positions are not as clear-cut as animal-rights groups suggest.

“The pendulum had swung too far to one side on this issue,” said Ron Anderson, the chief creative officer at Bozell, Jacobs. “We want to bring it back to the middle.”

Bozell Jacobs has long encouraged its employees to donate time to create advertising for what they think are worthwhile causes. The agency is working without charge on the Drug Free America campaign and on efforts on behalf of the United Way and the Junior Achievement organization. Mr. Wojdyla worked on the animal ads along with Mr. Anderson, Ron Wachino, a copywriter, and Nancy Moran, a photographer.

The ads are scheduled to appear in the next several weeks in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post. In addition, they will be distributed through the biomedical foundation to affiliated groups, to run in local publications. If the response is good, the foundation may budget more money to run the ads regularly.

“The purpose of the ads is to pique the public’s interest and allow them a chance to get more information,” Ms. Trull said. “But I’m excited not only because it gets the message to the public, but because it will be a morale boost for the research community.”

NOTE FROM SUSAN: My boss won multiple awards for this campaign. Today it lives at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History.

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One of these things is not like the others

These headlines were written more than four decades ago. Today, only one could be the foundation of a PR or social media campaign.

There are more women in the workforce than ever before. Yet we still make up less than half of Congress and statewide-elected offices.

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN PUBLIC OFFICE!

IMO our different life experiences, perspectives, and priorities bring about more balanced laws.

Agree?

Then YSK about the Center for American Women and Politics.

This nonprofit’s committed to electing more women to public office.

It provides hands-on, how-to training for women who want to:
• Run for office
• Work on campaigns
• Get appointed to office
• Learn more about our political system

Also, be sure to drill down to their “Teach a Girl to Lead” project. It provides tools and resources to help young people rethink leadership. B/C if a girl can’t imagine a woman leader, how can she become one?

Fingers crossed you jump to their site now!

PR/Social Media Agency adds “Fake News” to list of Services

To sell a product, service or cause, some agencies will “stretch” the truth.

A few famous examples come to mind:

• When the agency for Campbell’s put marbles in the soup to make the veggies sit on top;
• When Volvo’s agency reinforced the passenger compartment, drove a monster truck run over it, then ended with a shot of the Volvo undamaged;
• When Sears’ agency took new women’s clothing, ripped it apart at the seams, and had everything reconstructed to perfectly fit its slender models.

Recently a co-worker shared with me another example:
New Agency on Mad Ave adds “Fake News” to list of Agency Services

As an aspiring copywriter, I understand the first job of every ad is to attract attention. But I think what PRESS KITCHEN did crosses the line to completely unprofessional. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Penis Ad for 2015 Chicago American Advertising Awards

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The Chicago Advertising Federation is one of America’s oldest and largest ad organizations.

On its Board of Directors, 12 men and 16 women.

Apparently all of them think this ad is funny.

I don’t.

An ad guy I know told me, “Susan, if you want to play with the big boys lighten up a little and laugh.”

He says this ad is an award winner.

I say it’s a boner. What do you think?

PLEASE SCROLL DOWN (past some butt-ugly ads & other detritus) TO READ “65 THOUGHTS ON ‘PENIS AD FOR 2015 CHICAGO AMERICAN ADVERTISING AWARDS’”

First item on my bucket list: Visit AL. Ringling Mansion Museum

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All my friends know I love love love Al Ringling, the first and best Ringling Brother.

Water for Elephants Baraboo Benefit Gala Premiere, May 20, 2011, Al. Ringling Theatre
Baraboo Premiere

My infatuation began the evening of May 20, 2011, during the Water for Elephants Benefit Gala Premiere at the Al. Ringling Theatre in Baraboo (a.k.a. Circus City), WI.

Recently I learned Al Ringling’s 1906 mansion was sold and the new owner is lovingly restoring it.

W O O H O O !!!

I’m planning to visit Thursday, June 25. (That’s the Centennial Celebration of Al. Ringling Day.) Maybe I’ll see you there!

My latest ad

#LessonsAndCarols Invitation

An ad for St. John Cantius Church in Chicago

(Right now, sayin’ a prayer we get the client’s approval.)

My first draft copy: Each year more and more Chicagoans discover this century-old celebration of the birth of Jesus. Will 2014 be your year? Join us on Saturday, December 13 at 7 pm for our tenth annual program of meditation, scripture, and music. To order tickets, call 1-800-838-3006 or order online.